You're all pussies

I own all of you. Every single one of you. Yes even you hiding in the corner over there. You cannot escape. Accept your fate. I even own you at life. I rogered three different girls in rehab and was like gg. Youre prolly thinking "oh elle-emme-aye-oh-roffle-gg" but im saying hey fukk you. Award me for the drunkest jker ever. Wtf dead bodies? Oh thats right im an elite monster who makes his own rules. Report to me for a rap-ing thanks. Daboomdactaoomnamnaeemna. Im really impulsive apparently and need years of therapy. I also once drank turpentine when i had no money for booze.fuk yuo.