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New and improved Jedi
Yes! Through the power of science, we were able to genetically engineer our own Jedi from the ground up. The Jedi 2000 slices, dices, and juliennes fries better than ever! What features does J2K offer, you ask? Well, your own personal J2K can be one of any of the 45* new multiplayer skins offered in SPORK! All of the wonderful skins offered sound better than ever, too, as they take advantage of 16* new SND profiles, including a bunch of new sounds! J2K has sound variety, too, as some of his functions call for random sounds*! J2K has the new ability to use Force Push instead of Blinding and Grip, allowing him to knock everybody out of his way at will. And if somebody is still stupid enough to get close to you, J2K can always give them a good, swift kick for some damage. J2K is also tougher than ever, as he can absorb any and all damage he could possibly take from hitting walls or the ground and keep on moving. No more namby-pamby dying after a hundred foot drop for J2K!
J2K comes with only the finest equipment with which to survive and kick other Jedi's wazoos. What? The normal lightsaber not badass enough for you? Now, for a limited time, J2K comes equipped with his own Maul Special. The Maul Special kicks more butt than a regular saber on every level. Perhaps most importantly, the Maul Special comes with a feature only the highly skilled (or highly insane) would dare to use: a second blade. But not only does the Maul Special kick more ass with the second blade, it also looks better, with a new custom handle*, as well as the brand new, totally stylish SOLOsaber blades*. The Maul Special also sounds more badass than those wimpy sabers you're used to playing around with. As if that weren't all, J2K has picked up a few new tricks with his saber along the way. He swings faster and inflicts more damage* than previous models. J2K also has astounding new blocking abilities, as he can now block while swinging, allowing for more intense saber duels than ever before! Not only that, he has learned the fine art of blocking bolts from concussion rifles, so that blasts can be kindly be marked RETURN TO SENDER.
J2K also comes with a brand new weapon sure to make concussion rifle lovers quake in their jammies. The EMP Detonator* is capable of sending out a shockwave that will destroy all power cell based weapons your opponents may be carrying within its range. The weapons will vanish with half of the power cells, so even if they find a weapon, they'll be a bit low on ammo.
Whenever you're fighting with your J2K, you don't have to fear random deaths due to such annoying things as bottomless pits and drowning! J2K is beyond such petty things! J2K comes specially equipped with a Jedi breather for those times when he dives underwater. He also has the latest in grappling hook techology to save himself from peril, as well as to assist in rapid movement across levels.