THE BEST WAY TO PLAY JK!!!

This is a tutorial for all you faggot ass noobs who dont know jack shit about Jedi Knight: Dark Forces 2.
Shit you need:
1 mirc.
2 pirated copy of jk with reg values and mods with lots of levels (get from acidrain's ftp server)

ok. that is easy!
now lets get mirc for your bitch asses.
browse over to http://mirc.com
if you dont know how to browse. look for an icon (lil picture thingy on your desktop(screen of the computer in which no windows(anything with a minimize or exit buttton) are opened))) that looks like an E. that is internet explorer.
you can use mozilla. which looks like a fucking dinasaur.
or you can use firefox. which looks like a planet.
or you can use fucking mozilla firefox.
who gives a fuck.
get your ass to mirc.com somhow!
download mIRC from any of the mirror links. it doesnt matter from which country, they are all default in english!
you dumb fucks.
once you have downloaded mirc. allow the installation wizard to do everything FOR YOU.
you dont have to do shit but double left click (or select with a single left click and press the enter button located on the RIGHT side of the keyboard) on the mirc setup.
double click the fucking left mouse button with the index finger. this is possible through muscle contrations and stimulus responses from teh brain to the spinal cord. you stupid fucks.

once mirc is installed. open it. you should have installed an icon on the desktop.
it will look like:
"m"
"irc"
with a fucking packman lookin ass as the damn "c" in irc.
now we are going to join the jk channel.
but first, we are going to set some shit up.
lets make it so when you wish to join #jk (the jk channel), as soon as you open mirc. it automatically joins the channel.
THIS IS TO EASY!!!!!!!!!!!!

in mirc. click on: File(the first selectable menu tab at the very top left and side), go down to "select server".
from here. you will see a button that says "add"
a window will pop up saying description, server, port esc...
in description, type "i love big white dick"
this is the most important part for you as a player^^^^
in the server field. type "irc.gamesurge.net"
leave the port alone, it should already say "6667"
dont be a pussy. it has to have 6667. if it dont the gamesurge.net firewall will block you.
and if you try enough, it may ban you.
finally... click the add button to confirm everything you have done.
now, in the list. find where it says 'i love big white dick', click on it a single time. then at the very bottom of that window, click "select"
now. back to the left side of the screen.
look where it says "options"
click on that. (it only takes a single left click)
look where it says "perform"
click on that
now copy and paste this:
"
/nick AcidHelpedMe
/join #jk
"
all noobs!!!!: this is not a virus. it will not crash your computer or hack your mainframe. dont be scared. It will not send your network tumbling down to ashes. and it will not cause your personal satelite uplink to self destruct into the ocean.
gg

finally. click on ok at the very bottom of the window after you have pasted the options i told you to.
go back to the main mirc window.
where you see: "file, view favorites, tools, esc..."
now click on file - connect
this will finish everything up for you dumb fucks.

now this is also very important.
when you get in "#jk"
type: "!gamehelp"
this will show you a listof commands.
"2:::3 Command List: !gamehelp !listgames !removegame !addgame !addseek !removeseek !update !user !ban !taunt !sfight !qfight 2:::"

if you need information on a command. type:
"!gamehelp <command here>"
example: "!gamehelp addgame"
"2:::3!addgame - type "!addgame <All game data>" - Adds a game to a list of games currently being played2:::"

another example: "!gamehelp addseek"
"2:::3!addseek - type "!addseek <Game type you are seeking to play>" - Adds information that is displayed when no games are in progress.2:::"

the main functions you need to know are:
!listgames
and
!removegame
and
!addgame

your a dumb fuck.
go kill yourself now.

stop asking for games on the forums.
no one will play on a fuckin forum with you