#nar IRC Log from the FUTURE!!

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BeefCaike

(@beefcaike)

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Below is the chat log from the #nar chat room on EnterTheGame just after the Zone was closed down.

I got this chat log from the FUTURE!!

Recorded in #nar on July 10th, 2005

<Soulrebel> hahaha
<SmokeDawg420> i know beef
<BeefCaike> It's true man
<BeefCaike> lolz
<spectre> I enjoy rock hard cock in my anal cavity
<spectre> and i am not even joking
<Newb2883495> spectre, check pm
<BeefCaike> wtf?
<SmokeDawg420> spectre are you coming out of the closet?
<spectre> i must tell the truth
<spectre> i am tired of hiding it
<SmokeDawg420> hahaha
<BeefCaike> I always knew you were a cock-gobbler!
<spectre> its true
<spectre> wtf, you live like 10 miles from me
<Newb2883495> i know, wanna hook up?
<spectre> like on a date?
<Newb2883495> call it what you want, but i just want to get all up in that ass
<spectre> hmm
<BeefCaike> hahahaha
<SmokeDawg420> hahahah
<spectre> well as long as I am home by 10
<severen> spectre cant leave until he finishes polishing my knob
<spectre> its hard to type and suck you off at the same time severen
<severen> shut up bitch
<severen> resume massaging my dickhead
<spectre> but you gotta pull your finger out of my ass first so I can get over
<severen> nice going fagface, you just woke up my daughter!
<NOFpuXnk420> you should go have sex with her severen
<NOFpuXnk420> that will shut her up
<severen> ...
<spectre> ...
<SmokeDawg420> .......
<Soulrebel> ....................
<BeefCaike> Pux, shut the fuck up!
* NOFpuXnk420 has quit IRC (www.NOFpuXnk.com)
<spectre> severen, can i please go now?
<spectre> negs wants to go on a date tonight
<spectre> and i really want his dick in my ass
* HiGhWiND has joined #nar
* ChanServ sets mode: +v HiGhWiND
<HiGhWiND> hi
<spectre> im gay
<HiGhWiND> i know
<spectre> no seriously, im gay
<HiGhWiND> really?
<spectre> YES!
<HiGhWiND> can I hit that?
<spectre> all i need is a number, a time, and a place
<spectre> i provide a citywide service for gay homosexuals like yourself
<spectre> i am the best bum gummer in the city
<spectre> i can give a rimjob like no other
<HiGhWiND> then get the fuck over here
<HiGhWiND> i havent had my ass licked in weeks!
<severen> after he is done with my penicular implantation
<severen> he can go
<spectre> severen please dont bust in my ass
<spectre> I just had a colonoscopy
<spectre> and i want to keep the inside of my ass clean
<severen> almost done
<severen> i just gotta defrag this hard drive first
<severen> and reconfigure this parallel port
<severen> before I bust a nut
<SmokeDawg420> your a fucking nerd severen
<severen> oh really?
* severen sets mode: -v SmokeDawg420
<BeefCaike> that was pretty weak severen
<BeefCaike> all he did was state the truth
* severen sets mode: -v BeefCaike
<severen> i am god
<severen> love me or get the fuck out
* BeefCaike has quit IRC
* SmokeDawg420 has quit IRC
* HiGhWiND has quit IRC
<spectre> god i love your cock in my ass severen
<severen> ok, now that i showed those guys
<severen> i will now proceed to ejaculate
<spectre> your dick fell out!
<spectre> put it back in quick!
<spectre> omg, you are shooting all over my hair
<spectre> i just got out of the bath too!
<spectre> fuck you severen
<spectre> you can have my body, but you can never have my soul!
<severen> now im gonna go play some everquest.

* end of log

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Topic starter Posted : 05/05/2009 4:36 pm

dsbr-mode

(@dsbr-mode)

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shutup

genetix is the best

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Posted : 06/05/2009 11:19 pm

DSbr_Phelan

(@dsbr_phelan)

Honorable Member

i dont get why this is the future?

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Posted : 07/05/2009 5:40 am

EAH_XxHeReTiKxX

(@eah_xxheretikxx)

Noble Member

i dont get why this is the future?

Back when we used to be on EnterTheGame, just after the Zone had shut down, we used to hang out on a channel called #nar. #nar was run by severen(who no one got along with, including myself) and during this time period BeefCaike wrote this fake "Log from the Future", satirizing what #nar was like at that time.

On a side note - ultimately, BeefCaike (and/or Wodz, I can't remember) started a different channel and everyone moved over there. Severen subsequently retired from Jedi Knight.