OK, SO I'M BORED AGAIN TONIGHT, AND I WAS JUST FUCKING AROUND IN IRC WITH THE USUAL JK KIDDOS.
So we started fucking around, making up random screennames, like Sk8erGirl and LittleGirlyGirl etc. and just fuck around. Now since I'm new to IRC, I figured it wouldn't hurt to join a different server, and look at the chatrooms. I joined this one, and wow, I feel so.... innocent LOL. Read this at you're own risk. Scary fucking world. i'm obviously LiTtLe_GuRliEGuRl2013 -
<webMyles> hi little
<kn_jerrycline> hey lil
<webMyles> hi little
<LiTtLe_GuRliEGuRl2013> hi
<webMyles> how is little
<webMyles> little u whisper
<LiTtLe_GuRliEGuRl2013> good how is you
<LiTtLe_GuRliEGuRl2013> ?
<webMyles> im ok u whisper little
<LiTtLe_GuRliEGuRl2013> whats whisper
<kn_jerrycline> new 2 chat little
<kn_jerrycline> lil young ain't u
--whisper--
<webMyles> like this lol
<LiTtLe_GuRliEGuRl2013> i see
<webMyles> this s whisper
<LiTtLe_GuRliEGuRl2013> sry im new to irc
<webMyles> are u shy lol
<LiTtLe_GuRliEGuRl2013> no
<webMyles> its ok
<LiTtLe_GuRliEGuRl2013> im new to irc
<webMyles> are u flirty lol
<webMyles> im not lol
<LiTtLe_GuRliEGuRl2013> o lol
<webMyles> are u shy
<LiTtLe_GuRliEGuRl2013> you already asked me that
<webMyles> u didnt answer me
<LiTtLe_GuRliEGuRl2013> yes i did i said no
<LiTtLe_GuRliEGuRl2013> how old are you
<webMyles> ok sorry
<webMyles> 33 male louisiana u
<LiTtLe_GuRliEGuRl2013> lol i'm 12!
<LiTtLe_GuRliEGuRl2013> florida
<webMyles> u are
<LiTtLe_GuRliEGuRl2013> yeah you need to find a wife
<webMyles> are u 12
<LiTtLe_GuRliEGuRl2013> lol
<webMyles> i dont want 1
<LiTtLe_GuRliEGuRl2013> why
<webMyles> so we cant talk
<webMyles> they are a pain lol
<LiTtLe_GuRliEGuRl2013> o
<webMyles> can we talk or not
<LiTtLe_GuRliEGuRl2013> of course lol
<LiTtLe_GuRliEGuRl2013> im just changing the background colors
<webMyles> u sure we can
<LiTtLe_GuRliEGuRl2013> this is cool
<LiTtLe_GuRliEGuRl2013> can you download music through this
<webMyles> ok
<webMyles> no im on my webtv 4 now
<LiTtLe_GuRliEGuRl2013> o
<webMyles> my computers picked up
<webMyles> dont hate me ok
<LiTtLe_GuRliEGuRl2013> i dont hate you!
<webMyles> u hate me now
<LiTtLe_GuRliEGuRl2013> i never said that!
<webMyles> u relly 12 lol
<webMyles> u really 12
<webMyles> its ok if u are
<LiTtLe_GuRliEGuRl2013> yah
<webMyles> we can talk
<LiTtLe_GuRliEGuRl2013> i turn 13 next month
<webMyles> u tall or short
<LiTtLe_GuRliEGuRl2013> i dont know!
<webMyles> ok cool
<webMyles> how tall are u
<LiTtLe_GuRliEGuRl2013> around 4'6"
<webMyles> im short 2 im 5 ft 3 1/2
<LiTtLe_GuRliEGuRl2013> i see 😛
<webMyles> i shouyld have been tall i was a sick kid
<LiTtLe_GuRliEGuRl2013> ?
<webMyles> it stunted my growth
<LiTtLe_GuRliEGuRl2013> oh
<webMyles> i was a sick kid
<LiTtLe_GuRliEGuRl2013> sorry 🙁
<webMyles> guess how tall i should have been
<LiTtLe_GuRliEGuRl2013> mmm
<LiTtLe_GuRliEGuRl2013> 6 ft!
<webMyles> dont be sorry
<webMyles> 6 ft 3
<LiTtLe_GuRliEGuRl2013> what sickness wuz it
<webMyles> u was close
<LiTtLe_GuRliEGuRl2013> hehe 😛
<webMyles> i had excess spinal fluid in my brain
<LiTtLe_GuRliEGuRl2013> eww
<webMyles> i should have died
<webMyles> but bad grass dont die lol
<LiTtLe_GuRliEGuRl2013> 🙁
<LiTtLe_GuRliEGuRl2013> bad grass?
<webMyles> im here
<webMyles> its a saying bad grass
<LiTtLe_GuRliEGuRl2013> oh
<LiTtLe_GuRliEGuRl2013> lol
<webMyles> its like bad people dont die i guess lol
<LiTtLe_GuRliEGuRl2013> you're not bad!
<webMyles> only the good die tyoung
<webMyles> not really
<LiTtLe_GuRliEGuRl2013> dont saye that!
<LiTtLe_GuRliEGuRl2013> lol
<webMyles> only the good die young
<LiTtLe_GuRliEGuRl2013> 😛
<webMyles> im nort easy 2 kill lol
<LiTtLe_GuRliEGuRl2013> are you strong?
<webMyles> im not easy 2 kill lol
<LiTtLe_GuRliEGuRl2013> ^.^
<webMyles> kinda
<webMyles> ur sweet
<LiTtLe_GuRliEGuRl2013> ^,^
<LiTtLe_GuRliEGuRl2013> ur sweet!
<webMyles> im no herclus lol
<LiTtLe_GuRliEGuRl2013> what is herclus
<webMyles> im no goldberg lol
<webMyles> hercules
<LiTtLe_GuRliEGuRl2013> ?
<webMyles> im strong but not huge
<LiTtLe_GuRliEGuRl2013> how strong
<webMyles> hercules the greek kinda god lol
<LiTtLe_GuRliEGuRl2013> never heard
<webMyles> u know what a leg prss is
<LiTtLe_GuRliEGuRl2013> ?
<LiTtLe_GuRliEGuRl2013> no!!!
<LiTtLe_GuRliEGuRl2013> you have a wierd vocabulary
<webMyles> a leg press
<LiTtLe_GuRliEGuRl2013> idunno
<webMyles> u press the wieghts up with ur legs
<LiTtLe_GuRliEGuRl2013> i c
<webMyles> like an an angel
<LiTtLe_GuRliEGuRl2013> ^.^
<webMyles> i did 260 lbs 100 times non stop
<LiTtLe_GuRliEGuRl2013> thats alot!!!!
<webMyles> but i didnt think it was 260
<LiTtLe_GuRliEGuRl2013> do u play football
<LiTtLe_GuRliEGuRl2013> lol
<webMyles> im not here 2 brag ok
<webMyles> not much
<LiTtLe_GuRliEGuRl2013> o
<webMyles> i got hurt playing football
<LiTtLe_GuRliEGuRl2013> :-(!!!
<LiTtLe_GuRliEGuRl2013> where
<webMyles> this fat ass fell on me lol
<LiTtLe_GuRliEGuRl2013> lolol
<webMyles> and dislocated my shoulder
<LiTtLe_GuRliEGuRl2013> 🙁
<LiTtLe_GuRliEGuRl2013> ewww
<LiTtLe_GuRliEGuRl2013> ok lets not talk about that
<LiTtLe_GuRliEGuRl2013> i ahte violence
<webMyles> he was like 300 lbs at least
<LiTtLe_GuRliEGuRl2013> lolz
<webMyles> it wasnt on purpose
<webMyles> u ever broke a bone
<LiTtLe_GuRliEGuRl2013> ok no more violence
<LiTtLe_GuRliEGuRl2013> no!
<LiTtLe_GuRliEGuRl2013> i used to play soccer
<LiTtLe_GuRliEGuRl2013> but i never got injured
<webMyles> i broke like 6
<webMyles> had stitsches 5 times
<LiTtLe_GuRliEGuRl2013> ew
<LiTtLe_GuRliEGuRl2013> ok enuff
<webMyles> u mad at me im sorry
<LiTtLe_GuRliEGuRl2013> yes
<webMyles> u never feel and scraped ur leg
<webMyles> dont be mad ok
<LiTtLe_GuRliEGuRl2013> lol
<webMyles> im really sorry
<webMyles> i am
<LiTtLe_GuRliEGuRl2013> its ok!
<webMyles> ty
<webMyles> may i hold ur hand?
<LiTtLe_GuRliEGuRl2013> lol how!
<webMyles> yes or no
<LiTtLe_GuRliEGuRl2013> how can u hold my hand online lol
<webMyles> 4 pretend
<LiTtLe_GuRliEGuRl2013> i guess so!
<webMyles> pretend
<webMyles> ty im holding my babies hand lol
<webMyles> may i ask a question
<LiTtLe_GuRliEGuRl2013> ok
<webMyles> may i ask
<LiTtLe_GuRliEGuRl2013> yes you may
<webMyles> will u be honest
<LiTtLe_GuRliEGuRl2013> yes!
<webMyles> i really want 2 know ok
<LiTtLe_GuRliEGuRl2013> ok
<webMyles> are u a virgin lol
<LiTtLe_GuRliEGuRl2013> uh ya
<LiTtLe_GuRliEGuRl2013> im like 12 lol
<webMyles> i know a lil girl that lost hers at 11
<LiTtLe_GuRliEGuRl2013> ah!
<LiTtLe_GuRliEGuRl2013> well she must be a prowd mommy
<webMyles> maybe a slut but she did
<LiTtLe_GuRliEGuRl2013> well im no slut
<webMyles> shes no mom
<webMyles> no she is
<webMyles> shes a slut not u
<LiTtLe_GuRliEGuRl2013> haha i c
<webMyles> she lost it 2 her cousin go figure lol
<LiTtLe_GuRliEGuRl2013> ewww!
<LiTtLe_GuRliEGuRl2013> was this in lewisiana
<webMyles> amen lol
<webMyles> louisiana yes
<LiTtLe_GuRliEGuRl2013> lol
<LiTtLe_GuRliEGuRl2013> well im glad im not from there!
<webMyles> may i kiss ur cheek lol
<LiTtLe_GuRliEGuRl2013> how its online!
<webMyles> i was 18
<webMyles> pretend
<LiTtLe_GuRliEGuRl2013> i guess so
<webMyles> i was shy
<webMyles> kiss kiss lol
<LiTtLe_GuRliEGuRl2013> lol
<webMyles> may i be honest
<webMyles> dont get mad ok
<LiTtLe_GuRliEGuRl2013> ok
<webMyles> if u was older or i was younger i would give u a gift
<LiTtLe_GuRliEGuRl2013> oh? what gift? 😛
<webMyles> guess what it would be
<LiTtLe_GuRliEGuRl2013> ??
<webMyles> u wont laugh at me
<LiTtLe_GuRliEGuRl2013> no!
<LiTtLe_GuRliEGuRl2013> as long as its not gross
<LiTtLe_GuRliEGuRl2013> like
<LiTtLe_GuRliEGuRl2013> breaking you're leg
<webMyles> my heart
<LiTtLe_GuRliEGuRl2013> lol
<webMyles> really
<LiTtLe_GuRliEGuRl2013> dont you think you're to old for me
<LiTtLe_GuRliEGuRl2013> lol
<LiTtLe_GuRliEGuRl2013> you're 33
<LiTtLe_GuRliEGuRl2013> and you live in another state
<webMyles> i saidif we was the same age
<LiTtLe_GuRliEGuRl2013> but you dont no me!
<LiTtLe_GuRliEGuRl2013> you just met me lol
<webMyles> i want 2
<webMyles> i want 2 know u
<LiTtLe_GuRliEGuRl2013> haha ok
<webMyles> i really like u i may be crazy but i do i that ok
<LiTtLe_GuRliEGuRl2013> lol
<LiTtLe_GuRliEGuRl2013> ok
<LiTtLe_GuRliEGuRl2013> but you're 33
<LiTtLe_GuRliEGuRl2013> im 12
<webMyles> u know what footsies are lol
<LiTtLe_GuRliEGuRl2013> no
<webMyles> dont urt me
<LiTtLe_GuRliEGuRl2013> ?
<webMyles> dont hurt me
<LiTtLe_GuRliEGuRl2013> ok!
<webMyles> when u rub ur feet togeher lol
<LiTtLe_GuRliEGuRl2013> o
<webMyles> u ever did that lol
<LiTtLe_GuRliEGuRl2013> ive rubbed my feet together
<webMyles> no with another peson
<LiTtLe_GuRliEGuRl2013> nop
<webMyles> ok
<webMyles> may i ask a serious question
<LiTtLe_GuRliEGuRl2013> lol ok
<webMyles> be honest ok
<LiTtLe_GuRliEGuRl2013> ok
<webMyles> i need 2 know
<LiTtLe_GuRliEGuRl2013> ok
<webMyles> ready
<LiTtLe_GuRliEGuRl2013> ready
<webMyles> are u ready
<LiTtLe_GuRliEGuRl2013> ready
<webMyles> may i ask
<webMyles> are u sexy lol
<LiTtLe_GuRliEGuRl2013> lol im 12
<LiTtLe_GuRliEGuRl2013> i dont even wear makeup
<webMyles> soare u sexy lol
<webMyles> its ok
<LiTtLe_GuRliEGuRl2013> i dont even have breasts lol
<webMyles> are u sexy lol
<LiTtLe_GuRliEGuRl2013> i dont know
<webMyles> u ave an ass lol
<LiTtLe_GuRliEGuRl2013> ok dude this is getting gross
<webMyles> u have an ass lol
<LiTtLe_GuRliEGuRl2013> im just fuckin around with you
<LiTtLe_GuRliEGuRl2013> im actually a guy
<webMyles> a butt
<LiTtLe_GuRliEGuRl2013> and im like 21
<LiTtLe_GuRliEGuRl2013> ur fucking sick
<LiTtLe_GuRliEGuRl2013> good god
<webMyles> i figured
<LiTtLe_GuRliEGuRl2013> what is this world coming to
<LiTtLe_GuRliEGuRl2013> lol
<LiTtLe_GuRliEGuRl2013> you should be embarassed
<webMyles> i dont believe no 1 on here
<LiTtLe_GuRliEGuRl2013> well
<LiTtLe_GuRliEGuRl2013> jesus christ man
<LiTtLe_GuRliEGuRl2013> look at yourself
<webMyles> no
<webMyles> i farted
<LiTtLe_GuRliEGuRl2013> hold on im gonna copy and paste this
<LiTtLe_GuRliEGuRl2013> i have to show it to my friend
<LiTtLe_GuRliEGuRl2013> its so fucking ufnny
<webMyles> u do that i dont care
<LiTtLe_GuRliEGuRl2013> yeah man please stay away from little kids
the other dude from the beginning was whispering to me too, but i didn't even wanna reply to that champion.
yeah, IRC is a scary fucking place
lol
haha, he was prob stroking it while you were 'whispering'. Sick fucks.
WD_Reiko, WD_NiKoN, JaG_Reiko, JaG_NiKoN
Read the whole thing. LOL
ruthless deeds return to harass their architect
you stay off irc because i hurt your e feelings
Wow lol slash you should keep doing this - its about the only damn thing worth reading thats actually entertaining on this forum! keep at it
the funny thing is, Phelan was actually WebMyles. 😛
perv, go shave ur nuts!
u wherent kidding when u said people on IRC are SICK. thats just twisted in yet so funny too, honostly one of the best pranks ive ever read. i mean god damn u really take the cake for rippin' that guy Slash. Nice work.
which channel is IRC on?
"So don't fly in the south eastern US because I could very well be the guy controlling your airplane"
irc.enterthegame.com #narshaddaa
WD_Reiko, WD_NiKoN, JaG_Reiko, JaG_NiKoN
LMGDAO! Thats funny shit man! The dood was totally strokin it while talkin to you. How flippin desparate are some people, seriously? I mean, he wanted to hold your e-hand... WTF IS THAT??
irc.gamesurge.net #jk
its EG
Bloodninja: Wanna cyber?
DirtyKate: K, but don't tell anybody 
DirtyKate: Who are you?
Bloodninja: I've got blond hair, blue eyes, I work out a lot
Bloodninja: And I have a part time job delivering for Papa John's in my Geo Storm.
DirtyKate: You sound sexy.. I bet you want me in the back of your car..
Bloodninja: Maybe some other time. You should call up Papa John's and make an order
DirtyKate: Haha! OK
DirtyKate: Hello! I'd like an extra-EXTRA large pizza just dripping with sauce.
Bloodninja: Well, first they would say, "Hello, this is Papa John's, how may I help you", then they tell you the specials, and then you would make your order. So that's an X-Large. What toppings do you want?
DirtyKate: I want everything, baby!
Bloodninja: Is this a delivery?
DirtyKate: Umm...Yes
DirtyKate: So you're bringing the pizza to my house now? Cause I'm home alone... and I think I'll take a shower...
Bloodninja: Good. It will take about fifteen minutes to cook, and then I'll drive to your house.
**pause**
DirtyKate:I'm almost finished with my shower... Hurry up!
Bloodninja: You can't hurry good pizza.
Bloodninja: I'm on my way now though
**pause**
DirtyKate: So you're at my front door now.
Bloodninja: How did you know?
Bloodninja: I knock but you can't hear me cause you're in the shower. So I let myself in, and walk inside. I put the pizza down on your coffee table.
Bloodninja: Are you ready to get nasty, baby? I'm as hot as a pizza oven
DirtyKate: ooohh yeah. I step out of the shower and I'm all wet and cold. Warm me up baby
Bloodninja: So you're still in the bathroom?
DirtyKate: Yeah, I'm wrapping a towel around myself.
Bloodninja: I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in seconds. As you leave the bathroom, I exit through the front door....
DirtyKate: What the fuck?
DirtyKate: You perverted piece of s**t
DirtyKate: F**k
haha sub.. You were Bloodninja weren`t you.
haha sub.. You were Bloodninja weren`t you.
Hi , DirtyKate.
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