Below is the chat log from the #nar chat room on EnterTheGame just after the Zone was closed down.
I got this chat log from the FUTURE!!
Recorded in #nar on July 10th, 2005
<Soulrebel> hahaha
<SmokeDawg420> i know beef
<BeefCaike> It's true man
<BeefCaike> lolz
<spectre> I enjoy rock hard cock in my anal cavity
<spectre> and i am not even joking
<Newb2883495> spectre, check pm
<BeefCaike> wtf?
<SmokeDawg420> spectre are you coming out of the closet?
<spectre> i must tell the truth
<spectre> i am tired of hiding it
<SmokeDawg420> hahaha
<BeefCaike> I always knew you were a cock-gobbler!
<spectre> its true
<spectre> wtf, you live like 10 miles from me
<Newb2883495> i know, wanna hook up?
<spectre> like on a date?
<Newb2883495> call it what you want, but i just want to get all up in that ass
<spectre> hmm
<BeefCaike> hahahaha
<SmokeDawg420> hahahah
<spectre> well as long as I am home by 10
<severen> spectre cant leave until he finishes polishing my knob
<spectre> its hard to type and suck you off at the same time severen
<severen> shut up bitch
<severen> resume massaging my dickhead
<spectre> but you gotta pull your finger out of my ass first so I can get over
<severen> nice going fagface, you just woke up my daughter!
<NOFpuXnk420> you should go have sex with her severen
<NOFpuXnk420> that will shut her up
<severen> ...
<spectre> ...
<SmokeDawg420> .......
<Soulrebel> ....................
<BeefCaike> Pux, shut the fuck up!
* NOFpuXnk420 has quit IRC (www.NOFpuXnk.com)
<spectre> severen, can i please go now?
<spectre> negs wants to go on a date tonight
<spectre> and i really want his dick in my ass
* HiGhWiND has joined #nar
* ChanServ sets mode: +v HiGhWiND
<HiGhWiND> hi
<spectre> im gay
<HiGhWiND> i know
<spectre> no seriously, im gay
<HiGhWiND> really?
<spectre> YES!
<HiGhWiND> can I hit that?
<spectre> all i need is a number, a time, and a place
<spectre> i provide a citywide service for gay homosexuals like yourself
<spectre> i am the best bum gummer in the city
<spectre> i can give a rimjob like no other
<HiGhWiND> then get the fuck over here
<HiGhWiND> i havent had my ass licked in weeks!
<severen> after he is done with my penicular implantation
<severen> he can go
<spectre> severen please dont bust in my ass
<spectre> I just had a colonoscopy
<spectre> and i want to keep the inside of my ass clean
<severen> almost done
<severen> i just gotta defrag this hard drive first
<severen> and reconfigure this parallel port
<severen> before I bust a nut
<SmokeDawg420> your a fucking nerd severen
<severen> oh really?
* severen sets mode: -v SmokeDawg420
<BeefCaike> that was pretty weak severen
<BeefCaike> all he did was state the truth
* severen sets mode: -v BeefCaike
<severen> i am god
<severen> love me or get the fuck out
* BeefCaike has quit IRC
* SmokeDawg420 has quit IRC
* HiGhWiND has quit IRC
<spectre> god i love your cock in my ass severen
<severen> ok, now that i showed those guys
<severen> i will now proceed to ejaculate
<spectre> your dick fell out!
<spectre> put it back in quick!
<spectre> omg, you are shooting all over my hair
<spectre> i just got out of the bath too!
<spectre> fuck you severen
<spectre> you can have my body, but you can never have my soul!
<severen> now im gonna go play some everquest.
* end of log
irc.gamesurge.net #jk
shutup
genetix is the best
i dont get why this is the future?
i dont get why this is the future?
Back when we used to be on EnterTheGame, just after the Zone had shut down, we used to hang out on a channel called #nar. #nar was run by severen(who no one got along with, including myself) and during this time period BeefCaike wrote this fake "Log from the Future", satirizing what #nar was like at that time.
On a side note - ultimately, BeefCaike (and/or Wodz, I can't remember) started a different channel and everyone moved over there. Severen subsequently retired from Jedi Knight. 
ruthless deeds return to harass their architect
Yeah, this log was saved somewhere in 2004. It was forseeing the events of #nar 1 year later had we chosen to stay there.
irc.gamesurge.net #jk
get graped
genetix is the best
guess it would have helped if I read it
#jk log from the future
Users in #JK = (1) Beeftits
<Beefy> man this channel rox im the only one in here, i wonder what everyone else is doin!!!!!
I am the king
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