Name | Catch Phrase | Story |
Die Hard 17 | "Die Hard with a Pension" | "It's christmas (again) and John MacClaine must battle steep steps, a bladder condition and a faulty pace-maker in an attempt to collect his pension cheque before closing time. He reaches the welfare office only to discover that a band of European terrorists (duh) have taken over the building. Donning the singlet, John must save the day." |
Lethal Weapon 24 | "We're ALL too old for this shit" | "On his 120th birthday, Detective Murtoch considers retirement. Meanwhile, Riggs undergoes psychiatric examination.....sound familiar?" |
Batman 18 | "Macaulay Culkin IS Batman!" | "Batman teams up with Robin, Batgirl, Batboy, Batbutler, Batfungus, Batbat, and introducing Batpostman. Together they must defeat the greatest enemy Gotham has ever had to face....Joel Schumacher." |
Aliens 45 | "She's one serious roach-killin' Grandma!" | "Having finally eradicated every bug from the galaxy, Ripley tracks down the writer of Aliens 3 and introduces him to her flame-thrower." |
Police Academy 69 | "Hey, they're paying us!" | "Upon announcement of the 69th Police Academy installment, the U.N. passes judgement declaring it's characters guilty of crimes against humanity. Officer Hightower must lead his incompetent comrades to a country with no extradition treaty." |
Weekend at Bernies 8 - The Decompostion Years | "The maggots are back.. ...and this time they're pissed!" | "After his right leg was eaten off by a pack of wild vultures in Bernie 7, our favourite corpse undegoes plastic surgery in order to stem decomposition and squeeze out a few more sequels. (Bernie now being played by Kurt Cobain)" |
Star Trek 3049 - The Final Final Final Final Frontier | "It's Life Jim.....barely"" | "Captain Picard is promoted by the United Federation of Planets for over-acting beyond and above the call of duty. Shortly after, Captain Kirk returns from the grave and is given the lead role in Weekend at Bernies 9, after producers forgot to re-freeze Cobain following Bernie 8" |
Title = Casablanca 2 - The Reckoning
Catch Phrase = "Stuff the 'beautiful friendship', I want Ingrid Bergman back!"
Story = Rick has a change of heart and sets off after Ilsa in a stolen German fighter.
Casting = Rick - Hugh Grant, Ilsa - Rosanne Arnold